Memories...
Sunday, April 16, 2006
13 REASONS WHY BIKERS ARE HOT!
(warning: if u cannot tahan an ego trip from bikers, dun continue reading. Go back to yr dolls)
1) He has a mind of his own. Despite the whole world telling him not to ride a bike, including his parents (and maybe even you), he goes ahead and rides one anyway.
2) He is generally relak bout life, and easy-going. Not as uptight as many young boys out there.
3) He can bring you anywhere, anytime, on this little island, (Malaysia and Thailand included) if he wants to...esp on a long, tiring night after school/work, when little u just wish for a man to send u back home on wheels. (not waiting for e stupid last bus at 2359 or call a cab and wait for an hour)
4) Deep down somewhere in his heart, he craves for excitement, fun, speed, thrill, adrelaine, and danger. Like how deep down somewhere in your heart, you crave for an exciting, fun-loving, thrill-seeking, adrelaine-pumping, and dangerous guy. Oh come on, admit it.
5) He is always good with routes. (just give him a bit of time) He has to be. Unlike u drivers out there, bikers do not have the luxury of whipping out a street guide while manoeurving at the same time.
6) He has a rebellious streak in him. Always thinking of where to park on the pavements (free what), which traffic lane to squeeze in between so that its faster, the length of barriers so that he can sqeeuze thru..
7) He is a potential caring and responsible family man. (which most people dun see) After all, he often gets married at 18 with his wife and starts taking care of her, far earlier than any of u guys still driving yr papa's car. (which u dun have to take care of anyway)
8) He is a man of action and dares to live his dreams. Which guy hasnt ever dreamt of riding a bike since young? (dun bluff..esp when they saw Arnie in sunglasses and leather jacket riding a harley, with a babe hugging him tightly on his back, 1 hand on the throttle, 1 hand holding an M16 pumping the guts out of T2000. Wow, come to think of it, he sure can multi-task well) Anyway while the rider has went on to live his childhood dream (even if its a Vespa 125), you are still dreaming ("eh..when to take riding theory test leh?..hmm..mayb when i free lor..") until 1 day, u realize u r old enough to be in mid-life crisis.
9) When he is in love with you, (u re doing well!) he can be a real romantic and spring unlimited surprises on you! (u love surprises dun u? :) ) Pop up with yr fave blue rose when u least expect it..buy medicine for little u when ya sick but yet refuses to see the doc..decides suddenly to bring u up the Merlion in Sentosa to see the beautiful nightview...appears suddenly underneath yr house when u least expect it coz u said u missed him..send u yr fave Maggi Goreng from fong seng for supper when u stay at pgp at 4 am coz u said u were hungry and start whining..
10) He is silently and internally strong. For he will always fall from his bike, (blood, pain, heartbreak etc..) but yet he will always get up again and move on from there. Toughness ingrained.
11) He is generally an understanding person, esp when u say u r broke, and ever-willing to give u a treat or buy u a coffee when u need one. After all, he had to scrimpe and save every cent to finally buy his wife, and has learnt much more about financial savings and investment.
12) Hot guys mix with hot guys. Expect his biker buddies to be hotties too. Good for u if yr best friend's single.
13) Last but certainly not least, sometimes u just dunno what to expect from bikers coz they r so unpredictable! Never a boring routine kind of guy!! (ugh..but it just makes u yearn more for his presence isnt it? :> )
Alright..i ve said so much..btw the above entry was inspired by an innocent sms from a friend on sat morning, when she asked me "hocky, whats the best present to get for a biker guy?"...hahaha!
Anyway, yesh, a counter-thesis for all u jealous guys out there...hah.
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13 REASONS WHY BIKERS ARE NOT HOT!
(note: take with exact reference to above, point-by-point)
1) He can be really freaking stubborn till the cows come home.
2) Which explains why he is perennially late..for almost everything.
3) Not if it rains. Nuff said. (yesh all u male car drivers, laugh somemore..)
4) The problem comes when his hormones get him into trouble with the law.
5) If he is a sotong, be prepared to wait at the roadside, with a helmet over yr head (sorry hor no air-con)..while he digs for his mini-street guide inside his waist pouch. (yah i noe, look damn unpro rite)
6) Which explains why the peace-loving guai girl which u are..might not be able to control him after some time.
7) He might love his wife more than u. (Jealousy breeds contempt...contempt breeds beastality..beastality breeds murder blah blah etc)
8) His dream becomes puny when a fellow hottie with a blue lamborghini whizzes past when its raining heavily (damn! i hate e rain!!) outside MOS where u r half-drunk..and asks u, "hey sweetie, u need a ride?" (meaning drive u dork, but no one ever says 'hey sweetie, u need a DRIVE?' ) Yah..i forgot to add that which guy hasnt ever dreamt of driving a blue lambor or BM after they have watched "THE NAME'S BONK, (suave look) JAMES BONK" in Die Another Day???!!!
9) When he is not in love with u, (keep trying) u can tell him the Martians have landed at KR or a madman with a chopper has run loose at EH, and he will go.... "huhh? realli ah? but paiseh i neber bring spare helmet leh....."
10) The scary problem is if he falls..and never get up again...
11) Well guess what, he isnt exactly as rich as u think after all..Forking out a few k of his savings means u ll have to put up temporarily with a few k-less person..and riding a bike has A LOT OF HIDDEN COSTS!! (for e info of all u wannabes all there)..which means he may just call u 1 hour before yr hot date, and tell u this... "eh darling ah, paiseh ah, da4 lao3 puo2 pun chek ah..then need a lot of money to repair leh..paiseh ah mayb cannot go out with u watch King Kong later liao..."
12) Not good if yr best friend's happily attached..and REALLY not good if his buddies ask him go Sepang loot4 qia1 (means racing u dork)
13) Precisely becoz they are unpredictable, if they never ever call u back again (when u tot u ve flirted enough), do not be alarmed!!! It comes with not being yr typical kind of guy haha...
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There! haha..i thoroughly enjoyed this blog! :p
