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IF YA SMELL WHAT THE HOCK IS COOKING??!!
Memories...
Friday, January 25, 2008
ON MASTER KHORAs it was raining yesterdae and I couldnt ride home, I decided to drop by Master Khor along as6 to have my fortunes read. Together with Ah Bing Ge. I also wanted to see whether what Master Khor said about me ll match with what he said 2 years ago.Anyway, I took everything of what he said with a huge pinch of salt. Because I felt that he says a lot of very generic things about a person (which are too broad and can apply to most people), and there are a lot a lot of similarities of what he says to people. In fact, I did a quick google search about Master Khor, & realized that he said very similiar stuff to a whole lot of other bloggers out there. Some of the more common themes I discovered online & from listening to other friends who have consulted him, in what he tells customers are:1) You are horny. (for guys)2) You love exotic women. (for guys)3) This year ll be a make or break year for you.4) You might migrate overseas and may not come back.5) You are a perfectionist.6) You are good with small details.7) You have a split personality.8) You might meet a lot of gui ren later on in your life.9) You ll earn lots of money next time.10) You like attention and fame.If u look at all the 10 aspects, they can be pretty generic and can apply to a wide range of people. Which act leads me to speculate that Master Khor might possibly possess a Strike Package A, B, C etc to fit among different customers and even rotate his predictions..ya noe, just like how the military planners ll always have different strategic plans for different scenarios. In any case, this is what Master Khor said about me with regards to love & career (unedited):1) I am a control freak, esp in relationships. (Not true)2) I have a strong need to know whats going on around me in my work. (True)3) I have a rich man's sign, and will be extremely wealthy in future. (He was extremely pleased when he said this and spoke with a gleam in his eyes at this point, after he seemed to have found a particular indicative trait in my palms) 4) Because I ll be very rich in future, I will not have a problem attracting girls.5) I ll master a particular trade well, and once I did that, a lot of people ll come up to me for advice. (Again, very generic)6) Precisely because I am a control freak, my relationships will only be successful if I get together with submissive women.7) I am horny. (Geeze, i wonder how many guys he had said this to)8) I am attracted to powerful & exotic women, but I can never marry them. (Exactly what he meant by 'exotic' women he didnt elaborate)9) I ll either be very controlling in my relationship or be very controlled by my wife. Its a case of 2 extremes. Which is why if I marry the wrong person, the latter scenario ll be the most probable. 10) Intelligence in a girl has to matter a lot to me. (Wah lau eh, intelligence also a very broad category leh, as I have blogged before. There's EQ & IQ, and anyway I dun think i ever based intelligence as a factor)11) I have a long and turbulent history of relationships. (quite true)12) But my current love life is boring. (ya got that right Master Khor wahahah)13) Conclusion for love: Ideally, I should marry a girl who is sexy, intelligent, & submissive. 14) I am good with small details. (Depends)15) I ll did do well in a job which involves interacting with many & different types of people. An example would be the travel industry.16) I need to wear blue to attract the right kind of people.17) Wearing red for me sends out wrong signals. Not encouraged to wear red.
18) I like being at the center of attention and will do well in jobs where I am receiving a lot of attention and recognition.
Well, thats pretty much what I can recall. Like I said, a lot of generic stuff. And I was quite disappointed coz he spent much more time talking about love to me rather than my career prospects.Somebody ought to do a sociological ISM or Honours Thesis on astro palmistry & Master Khor man. haha.