Memories...
Tuesday, March 04, 2008
ON MY PRESIDENTIAL CAMPAIGN DREAM TEAM (updated)
As we noe, March 4th is here, with the key presidential races in Texas & Ohio.
Here's a tongue-in-cheek look at my dream campaigning team, made up of all my fellow Political Science Hons chaps whahahaha:
Presidential Candidate: Chua Ching Hock
Chief Campaign Strategist: Kelvin Lee (top PS student)
Chief Campaign Manager & Communications Director: Shaun Woo
Chief Pollster: Woo Yong Keong (need someone good with Political Inquiry)
Finance Director: Parvin (with special guest appearances from Economics & Sociology Specialist and long time political aide Bobby Goh)
National Press Secretary: Farah Cheah
Official Campaign Spokesman: Ler Zhi Wei Sean
Presidential Runner (literally): Lincoln Mah
Relationship Manager: Daniel Lim
Marketing Manager: Ariel Lam
Deputy Marketing Manager: Melissa Tan
Research Director: Alvin Tan
Deputy Research Director: Yap Chee Siong
Political Director: Peng Enwei
Creative Director: Chelsea Wong
Deputy Creative Directors: Grace Lu, Amanda Wong, & Nydia
National Security Advisors: Donny Tan, Kelvin Fu, Wesley Hum, & Keith (all the SAF regulars wahahaha)
Foreign Policy Advisor: Ho Weizan
Animal Rights Advisor: Alene Zheng
Female Rights Advisor: Lydia Lok
Gay Rights Advisor: Tan Meng Chuan
Minority Rights Advisor: Damien Marie
Religious Groups Advisor: Shahril
Morality & Ethics Advisor: Serene Woon
Grassroots Advisor: Tan Yi Shu
Taxation (Liquor & Tobacco) Advisor: Kartini
Welfare Manager: Oooooi Swi Lin
Deputy Welfare Manager: Daphne Wong
Ground Operations & Logistics Manager: Alvin Teo
Stage Manager: Yang Jianwu
Pre-Rally Entertainment Manager: Fahmy
Deputy Pre-Rally Entertainment Manager: Aw Jie Sheng
Rally Master-of-Ceremony: Hans
Official Photographer: Faizal
Official Stylist: Lee Jia Yin
Deputy Official Stylist: Hannah Goh
Chief Bodyguard: Jonathan Chen (national rugby player)
Official Biker Chauffeur: Jamal
Unofficial Chao Po: Kaiiii
Official Campaign Dog: Trixie the Beagle =p
Celebrity Endorsers: Jonathan Leong (Ex-PS major & PS3254 tutorial mate), Hong Junyang (Ex - Arts Club affiliate who always come Arts Clubroom to play guitar & qiu4 gua1 before becoming famous), Eunice Olsen (Ex-PS Society Secretary, Miss Singapore & current NMP), Loo Zihan (Ex-HCJC classmate who acted in the movie Pleasure Factory), VR Man aka James Lye (no that's a joke), Lim Tong Hai (former National footballer who used to be my childhood soccer hero despite scoring 2 own goals that cost Singapore a SEA Games Gold medal)...Wow, what a potent mixture...
Senior Executive Advisors: Dr Alan Chong, Prof Bilveer Singh, Prof Lee Lai To, Prof Jon Kua, Dr Reuben Wong, Dr Yoshi Nishizaki
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Wah lau, what a power-packed line-up!! With this potent team we ll sweep any elections in the world hahahahah!
